Marcus: Milo, didn't I tell you to knock when you come to my office?
Milo: Just keep quiet and get that reel-to-reel deck down to the booth.
Marcus: Oh, gonna tell me to shut up now? Uh-huh, uh-huh. See, a brother can't open his mouth without the white man slap him down.
Milo: Just do it, Marcus.
(Milo steps aside to reveal Rex holding a gun)
Marcus: Damn.
Chazz: Do you know what it's like to be on the bill and to play for 15 minutes and the only people there to see you are the other bands and their girlfriends? Don't talk to me about Rock 'n' Roll! I'm out there in the clubs and on the streets and I'm living it!
(shouts)
Chazz: I am Rock 'n' Roll!
Jimmie Wing: Bea Arthur?... Outstanding.
Milo: You're gonna scream "Rock and Roll"? You're gonna go to jail for that?
Ian: There's a saying Milo: If it's too loud, you're too old.
Officer Wilson: (face down after bullets fly by him) GOD HELP US ALL!
(stands up, composes himself)
(crowd chants "Rodney King")
Marcus: "Rodney King"? What's that supposed to mean?
Pip: He's that guy.
Pip: (as a small fire starts in an ashtray) PUT IT OUT!
(one of the list of demands)
Rex: 67 copies of "Moby Dick".
Suzzi: The movie or the book?
Rex: They made a book outta that?
Ian: You're on the air!
Butt-head: (on phone) Whoa! Am I on the air?
Beavis: Come on, Butt-head, give me the phone.
Ian: (to Beavis and Butt-head) What? Am I speaking English, what did I just say dipshit?
Chazz: So, what do you guys want?
Butt-head: You guys are, like, The Lone Rangers, right?
Chazz: Yes.
Butt-head: We saw you guys at The Wheel Well last month. You suck!
Rex: Hey, come down here and say that, you punks!
Chazz: Yeah, well, you can kiss my ass.
Butt-head: Why don't you make the chicks get naked?
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Naked!
(Pip and Suzzi are seated on Milo's couch watching TV)
Suzzi: Pip? What are you thinking about?
Pip: Swimming pools.
Suzzi: Swimming pools, huh?
Pip: Yeah. I wish I was in one right now. The water's all clear and cool, and you spin around in there like an egg.
Suzzi: Do you have a girlfriend?
Pip: Mmm-mmm.
Suzzi: No? It's kind of weird us meeting like this, huh?
Pip: (Suzzi is about to kiss Pip) I don't know.
Chazz: We got to send one person out.
Pip: I'll go.
Rex: One of the hostages, doof.
(Kayla briefly listens to Chazz's demo tape while driving, but immediately ejects it)
Kayla: Bastard!
(then drops it in the middle of the road)
Ian: (after Chazz rejects a record contract) He wipes his ass with his record contract, I like this guy!
Pip: Man, Chazz is right. All we gotta do is make our own action, y'know?
Rex: That's the way it is, little bro. Do you think Tommy Lee sat around and waited for the bus? Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to live in the Hills and pork Heather Locklear.
Ian: The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize "Lone Ranger"?
